Another victory

Well, guys, we’ve succeeded in outing another aspect of Rob. We all know that Pagan is Rob or someone near to Rob’s plastic heart. We all feel stupid for having emailed personal information to Pagan or for clicking on her link and letting her know our Ip address but thats life. Time to move on!!!!

Rob is now squirming. He’s made a parody site of this parody site. Who has that kind of time? Fill in the cute blank on that question. I don’t have the time to continue pretending to be some stupid persona that’s too boring and fake in the first place so this blog is going to slow down. If Rob thinks that i’m going to engage him in a tit-for-tat he’s sadly wrong. his constant thirst for attention will not be quenched by me.

You all know the truth about Pagan now. Several major blogs have now blocked “her” Verizon Ip address. That’s the same computer that’s been commenting as “Clea” and “Observer” on other blogs around town. It’s so tiring keeping up with all these made up people, doncha think? If you haven’t de-linked or blocked Pagan, i urge you to do so or to at least ask her for some proof that she’s not connected with rob. She can’t give you any so she’ll probably say you’re being silly and act above it all. Rob is trying anything right now to perserve his last access to the bloggers he attacks. Without Pagan, Rob can’t get into blogs and find stuff to Snafu. Without Pagan Rob’s blog has nothing but stolen chunks of text we all read in the morning’s Washington Post. Go ahead, do yourself a favor and delink Thongspeed and move on. its not worth the risk.

We also believe that several other bloggers are pieces of Robs personality. Robs a selfdescribed standup commedian. Let him try his various shticks out on someone else. We have serious suspicions about at least three other local anonymous bloggers. I won’t name them here but leave your thoughts in the comments. If they match up, I’ll let you know.

Its a real shocker that this didn’t happen sooner. Anyone out there can make a fake persona and try to fit in with others. We should be happy that Pagan was just a tool of Rob, a mutant twit, and not a violent pervert. But still it sucks that we were all duped.

This is going to be the last post in a while because I don’t have the time to keep up parodys of fake blogs. Come back here once ina while just to check.

For parting thoughts, here’s a conversation that Pagan had with Adam of the CPMC. Poor Adam, supposed friend of Robs, was even duped by Rob and “Pagan.” When Adam confronts Pagan in this posting Pagan tries to worm out of being caught in the act. Rob has so many personalities so its no wonder he has trouble keeping track of them.

If you come across the parody of this blog, notice how rob can’t even keep himself sepearted from Pagan. Even he gets confused because hes stupid. Anyways, y’aull ave a good day.
http://originalcpmc.blogspot.com/2006/06/dirty-dewey.html
Pagan Marbury said…
I was in Dewey too, in my bikini top on the front row at the Jam.

8:01 PM
The Senator said…
...Anyway, Pagan, I have a feeling I saw you there.

*snip*

2:23 PM
Pagan Marbury said…
I have a condo in Dewey year round. But summer share beach houses are awesome no matter how old you are.

8:58 PM
Pagan Marbury said…
Senator, I’d love to know what you think I look like…

8:59 PM
The Senator said…
Any good southern debutante (we’re going w/ what Pagan looks like, not the “real” you) has at least flowing hair, a sundress, and fancy shoes. She doesn’t wear too much make-up, and has a girl next door quality. While charming, she is dangerous.

Then again, that is only what I saw at the University of Florida.

9:09 AM
Pagan Marbury said…
I said I was a “recovering” southern debutante (both Pagan and authoress). What is it they say, her smile is fake but her pearls are real? I cast off those shackles in my early 20’s. I dress like a surfer chick unless I’m working, I wear very little makeup, and my hair is sun streaked. You wouldn’t peg me for a southern girl until I open my mouth, but I am dangerously charming. I kiss ass for a living, so it comes in handy.

*snip*

25 things Rob made up to make Pagan seem real

Read the list at Thong Speed: 25 Juicy Tidbits About Me.

Coming out of the closet, so to speak

I was just looking through my old ThongSpeed postings. There’s some really cool stuff in there. One of things I found, that I love, is an old conversation I had with Kassy K, the greatest blogger ever!

Now, knowing how Rob has published Kassy’s name and job, it’s pretty creepy to look back at what I wrote about her and my conversation with her. But its still kind of cool! I’ve had a lot of conversations with a lot of you and they all seem pretty creepy now, if you think aboout it. Can you believe that you really thought you were talking to the person I described to be Pagan? You guys will fall for anything! I could have been anyone. I could have been a 65 yearold 400 pound pervert. But I’m not. You know who I am!

Here’s that cool coversation with Kassy I was telling you about. you can also read it here.

My Blog Persona

Redhead in the City: Blog Personas Remix
Thong Speed Q & A

KassyK has a cool post today about the characters she has met in the DC Blogger scene, and the ever-popular theme of “blog personas”.

My blog goes beyond using a persona. It’s actually written in the voice of a fictional character I am developing, Sarah “Pagan” Marbury.

This allows me to maintain a firewall between the blog world and the real world. In my line of work, I don’t really have a choice. I can’t risk losing business or future job prospects.

“Pagan” is not me. Think of it this way- I tell her what to talk about, but the words are hers. Someday her words will become a book.

I’ve recently started injecting more of myself, the author, into the blog. Select posts like this one are written in my own voice, hopefully inviting conversation and increasing my blog’s appeal.

It sucks that I can’t go to Blog Happy Hours, because I think they are a very effective way to market your blog. I love bright, witty, charming people who can drink. It’s my loss, but I hope to develop stimulating and rewarding relationships in the blogosphere. The budding camaraderie I have felt with a lot of you since I relaunched Thong Speed is promising, and I look forward to its continuing.

The other great way is to market your blog is to list yourself on DC Blogs Live Feed, which I hope will list me soon. I am addicted to it!

posted by Pagan Marbury at Thursday, June 01, 2006 | Permalink |

4 Comments:
At 12:47 PM, Offtopia

So Pagan Marbury is a fictional persona who reflects aspects of your character and your experiences?

I haven’t had time to trawl around, I’m sure the answer is here somewhere, but that leaves the questions: What is you and what is Pagan?

Very nice template and writing style ;).
Have you got a publisher?

At 4:51 AM, KassyK

Hey–wish we could meet up too and have a drink but I totally understand. And I also think its cool that you write as a fictional character but that you are still injecting parts of yourself. Makes it that more interesting

At 7:17 PM, Pagan Marbury

offtopia- no publisher yet because there isn’t much of a book. I started the blog to promote the book, and I have notes and everything, but it turned out blogging is more fun than writing actual chapters. Hopefully the blog can be turned into a book, but right now it’s just a hobby.

KassyK- thanks for always being so complimentary about my blog. I love yours too. Maybe someday I will come out of the closet, so to speak, and you will be the first person I call!

At 4:25 AM, KassyK

I look forward to it. And thanks right back at you.

Anyone notice?

Did anyone notice that I took an extended blog vacation in November and December of last year at exactly the same time when Rob took a break from his blog? Did you notice that I returned to blogging at almost exactly the same time as Rob returned to blogging?

Curious if you noticed these things or not. I like to be noticed. And to talk about sex, politics, and sexual politics.

I'm a lot like Smurfette

When I was a little girl I liked to watch the Smurfs on Saturday morning TV. Sometimes when I want to feel like a little girl again, I watch the Smurfs on DVD. I’m a lot like Smurfette. Pagan and Smurfette have a lot in common. We were both created by maniacs so that we could fit in and bring down a colony of nice people. The only difference is that Smurfette eventually became good. Well, that won’t be the difference for long. Pagan is in the process of becoming good. That’s why I started this new blog. I’m going to defy Gargamel and stop spreading all of your secrets so that he can make gold. Here’s the story of Smurfette see if you can find all the similarities between Pagan and Smurfette. And then let’s talk sex, politics, and sexual politics.

Would I put on diapers and drive in a trenchcoat for you?

Only if you like sex, politics, and sexual politics.

And secrets. We all like secrets, don’t we.

Which of you have told me your secrets? Which of you let your guard down and slipped your real name into an email to me? Or maybe told me about a boyfriend? Or where you like to hangout? Or that guy you had sex with that you’d like to forget about? Or that girl you’d like to plow like corn field? Answer: ALL OF YOU!

Many of your secrets have already been revealed. You wondered who told your last name to Rob.

More of your secrets will be revealled here and on Rob’s blog very soon. Please, keep emailing them to me and signing your real name when you do email them. Until then let’s talk about diapers, sex, politics, and sexual politics.

Shout out to D.H.H.S.

I’d like to send a very special “Hey Wazzup” to someone near and dear to my heart who works at U.S. Dept. Of Health And Human Services in the District of Columbia. Can you guess who it is thats near and dear to my heart who works at D.H.H.S.? Shout out! Word! Pagan says holla! D.H.H.S. 4 Evuh! Guess who works at D.H.H.S.? Riddles, riddles, riddles.

Guess who?

A little bit about me

I like to blog anonymously. I like to keep my identity a secret. Can you blame me? I like to tease you with the possibility of meeting in public, for a drink or two. I like to tell you that I know someone you know. But you’ll never get to meet me.

Secrets are good. Secrets are fun. But let’s talk about sex, politics, and sexual politics.

Have any of you ever met me? Definitely not, or at least you think not. You’ve all met me, but known of you know.

Do you like riddles? Sex, politics, and sexual politics?

You’ve all talked to me. You’ve all sent me emails with your real names and information.
I’d never tell. Would I? I’d never spill the beans to Rob. What’s my relationship with Rob? Am I Rob? Is he my husband? Are we best friends? Riddles, riddles.

See if you can figure any of it out. Until you do, let’s talk about sex, politics, and sexual politics.

Hello Big Head visitors

Hello to the many visitors joining our frank and honest discussion on sex, politics, and sexual politics, who come courtesy of Big Head DC. Rob and I are old friends. Rob, his wife, my husband, and I all went to Dewey Beach together last summer. He’s a longtime supporter of my efforts as a Former Intern, Future Outcast.

Let’s start the discussion on sex. And masturbation. Let’s be frank and honest and discuss how women are condoned for masturbating but men get away with it. Later tonight, I’ll share excerpts from my future book.

Lets talk about sex and politics

Pagan here to talk about sex and politics and sexual politics. I’m a Former Intern, Future Outcast who’s a reformed southern good girl gone bad.

What should we talk about first: sex, politics, or sexual politics?

Welcome to Thongspeeds

Welcome to the ThongSpeeds. I’m the S. Pagan M., Former Intern, Future Outcast, and I’ll be your host to our frank and sometimes x-rated discussions on sex, politics, and sexual politics.

I’ll also be sharing excerpts with you from my book “A Slut’s Rules.”