Another victory

Well, guys, we’ve succeeded in outing another aspect of Rob. We all know that Pagan is Rob or someone near to Rob’s plastic heart. We all feel stupid for having emailed personal information to Pagan or for clicking on her link and letting her know our Ip address but thats life. Time to move on!!!!

Rob is now squirming. He’s made a parody site of this parody site. Who has that kind of time? Fill in the cute blank on that question. I don’t have the time to continue pretending to be some stupid persona that’s too boring and fake in the first place so this blog is going to slow down. If Rob thinks that i’m going to engage him in a tit-for-tat he’s sadly wrong. his constant thirst for attention will not be quenched by me.

You all know the truth about Pagan now. Several major blogs have now blocked “her” Verizon Ip address. That’s the same computer that’s been commenting as “Clea” and “Observer” on other blogs around town. It’s so tiring keeping up with all these made up people, doncha think? If you haven’t de-linked or blocked Pagan, i urge you to do so or to at least ask her for some proof that she’s not connected with rob. She can’t give you any so she’ll probably say you’re being silly and act above it all. Rob is trying anything right now to perserve his last access to the bloggers he attacks. Without Pagan, Rob can’t get into blogs and find stuff to Snafu. Without Pagan Rob’s blog has nothing but stolen chunks of text we all read in the morning’s Washington Post. Go ahead, do yourself a favor and delink Thongspeed and move on. its not worth the risk.

We also believe that several other bloggers are pieces of Robs personality. Robs a selfdescribed standup commedian. Let him try his various shticks out on someone else. We have serious suspicions about at least three other local anonymous bloggers. I won’t name them here but leave your thoughts in the comments. If they match up, I’ll let you know.

Its a real shocker that this didn’t happen sooner. Anyone out there can make a fake persona and try to fit in with others. We should be happy that Pagan was just a tool of Rob, a mutant twit, and not a violent pervert. But still it sucks that we were all duped.

This is going to be the last post in a while because I don’t have the time to keep up parodys of fake blogs. Come back here once ina while just to check.

For parting thoughts, here’s a conversation that Pagan had with Adam of the CPMC. Poor Adam, supposed friend of Robs, was even duped by Rob and “Pagan.” When Adam confronts Pagan in this posting Pagan tries to worm out of being caught in the act. Rob has so many personalities so its no wonder he has trouble keeping track of them.

If you come across the parody of this blog, notice how rob can’t even keep himself sepearted from Pagan. Even he gets confused because hes stupid. Anyways, y’aull ave a good day.
http://originalcpmc.blogspot.com/2006/06/dirty-dewey.html
Pagan Marbury said…
I was in Dewey too, in my bikini top on the front row at the Jam.

8:01 PM
The Senator said…
...Anyway, Pagan, I have a feeling I saw you there.

*snip*

2:23 PM
Pagan Marbury said…
I have a condo in Dewey year round. But summer share beach houses are awesome no matter how old you are.

8:58 PM
Pagan Marbury said…
Senator, I’d love to know what you think I look like…

8:59 PM
The Senator said…
Any good southern debutante (we’re going w/ what Pagan looks like, not the “real” you) has at least flowing hair, a sundress, and fancy shoes. She doesn’t wear too much make-up, and has a girl next door quality. While charming, she is dangerous.

Then again, that is only what I saw at the University of Florida.

9:09 AM
Pagan Marbury said…
I said I was a “recovering” southern debutante (both Pagan and authoress). What is it they say, her smile is fake but her pearls are real? I cast off those shackles in my early 20’s. I dress like a surfer chick unless I’m working, I wear very little makeup, and my hair is sun streaked. You wouldn’t peg me for a southern girl until I open my mouth, but I am dangerously charming. I kiss ass for a living, so it comes in handy.

*snip*